February 2012
For Some Reason I Told The Beaufriend That I'd... →
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Fun Fact: I Hate Barbara Walters.
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Sometimes When I'm Watching Daytime Talk Shows I...
“oh, straight people.”
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This Woman Is Telling Me That The Family On 18...
They have like 20 kids. That is CRAZY!
CRAZY. AND YOU ARE CRAZY FOR SAYING IT’S NOT CRAZY!
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Shit Twin Cities People Say: →
stuffaboutminneapolis:
Do you have any lotion? This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy. Seriously, air conditioning? Seriously? Wait, is there a snow emergency? So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no… It’s gotta be peak color right now It’s called a turn signal! Do you have Surly on tap? Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap. Come here once. Duck duck grey duck. ...
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“We must make it clear that a platform of ‘I hate gay men and women’ is not a way...”
– Jimmy Carter (via thingsandschemes)
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Election 2012 Update:
Mitt Romney: You're stuck with me bitches.
Newt Gingrich: Actually, I'm not done talking about myself yet, so we'll just keep this going until everyone understands how superior I am to them in every way.
Ron Paul: I'm never going to be president, but I'll keep rambling on about crazy shit like I have a chance.
Rick Santorum: Gay people are mean.
This story about Minnesota's Anoka-Hennepin school... →
He has a song in his heart.
Me: Hey Baby!
Boyfriend: And I was I like baby, baby, baby oh!
Me: .....
Boyfriend: BABY, BABY, BABY OH!
Me: .....